Hitting the Trails with Umko Adventure and Go Gravel Midlands

When it comes to cycling events that get your heart racing and your legs burning, the Umko Adventure and Go Gravel Midlands bring the excitement. These two events aren’t just about the thrill of the ride; they’re about soaking up the spectacular scenery, pushing your limits, and maybe—just maybe—showing your chamois who’s boss.

At ASS MAGIC, we’re all about keeping you comfy no matter the trail, so let’s dive into what makes these events truly legendary.

Umko Adventure: 9 Years of Dirt, Sweat, and Smiles

For the past nine years, the Umko Adventure has been a must-do on the calendar for any MTB rider or trail runner. This isn’t just another race; it’s an experience that takes you deep into the heart of the Umkomaas Valley and the farmlands of Richmond, Kwazulu-Natal. With limited capacity for 150 lucky participants, you get the space to ride at your own pace and truly soak in the breathtaking views (while secretly hoping your quads don’t quit on you).

But it’s not just the trails that make Umko Adventure special. The event is organized by the Richmond Community to promote tourism and uplift the local area. It’s as much about giving back as it is about getting your adrenaline fix. And let’s not forget the real heroes of the weekend—the farmers' wives, who spoil you with meals that are as hearty as the hills you just conquered.



If you’re looking for an event that feeds both your soul and your stomach, Umko Adventure is where it’s at.

Go Gravel Midlands: Heat, Hills, and High Fives

This year’s Go Gravel Midlands was a scorcher in more ways than one. Held at the Karkloof Country Club, this event may be only in its second year, but it’s already making waves in the gravel grinding community. With the choice of a 50km or 100km route, 501 riders braved the heat and hit the diverse mix of gravel, jeep tracks, and district roads.


The scenery? Absolutely stunning. The camaraderie? Off the charts. Whether you were a seasoned pro or a first-time gravel rider, the spirit of the event was all about pushing through the pain and finishing with a grin.

At ASS MAGIC, we know that events like these aren’t just about the ride—they’re about the community, the challenge, and yes, the inevitable chafing. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and your backside). With our range of anti-chafe balms and skin repair creams, you can focus on the journey, not the burn.

So, whether you’re tackling the rugged beauty of Umko or grinding it out in the Midlands, remember: it’s not just about crossing the finish line—it’s about enjoying every sweaty, dusty, glorious moment along the way. And if your bum is feeling a little worse for wear, you know where to find us.

Keep riding, keep smiling, and most importantly—keep your ASS MAGIC handy!